Wa-la, ganked this from because she told me to. Enjoy <<;

THE BASICS


Title of Movie: Gestund Participle (Don't know what it means? Take an English class in college.)
Genre: Action/Comedy...I...guess...
Time Period: ....Left of the Victorian Era, right of Powers Rangers Time Force
Director: Peter Jackson ('Cause Steven Spielburg sucks hardcore and District 9 rocked!)
The Critics Say!: "A nonsensical thrillride!"



THE CAST


You: Me! Because I am BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME!
Your Mentor: Silver (Because I can see her chasing me around with sharp implements when I get stuff wrong... <<; )
Your Best Friend: Jae (Also someone who'd chase me with sharp implements...the difference is she'd do it just because )
Your Sidekick: Kisa (Don'thurtmedon'thurtmedon'thurtme!)
The Wise One: ...Er...um...oh god <<; Suggestions? XD
The Comic Relief: Lorith! (Only one person knows who this is )
Girl/Guy Next Door: Kael (Two people know who this is. An improvement! ...And shut up, Kisa)
Your Mother: Cruella de Ville (Why? Beats me.)
Your Father: Gregory House (Match made in heaven )
The Rich Uncle: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Conniving Aunt: Ex Wife #2 (Lolz X3)
Your Siblings: ..I got nothing. Only child!
Your Love Interest: ...Hm...um...*scratches head*Let's go with Terry McGuinness...y'know, from Batman Beyond. He's cool.
Your Arch Enemy: Allen (I just screwed myself over BIG TIME XD)
Their henchmen: Team Rocket (Not THE TR..he'd kill them..XD)



THE SCORE

(For this category, you can either already created movie scores, or regular songs.)

Introduction Score: Scars of Time - Chrono Cross
Closing Score: Growing Wings - Drakengard 2
Your Theme Music: Who I am Hates Who I've Been - Relient K (I'm emo in this movie =3)
Nemesis' Theme Music: In Control - Nemesea
Obligatory Dramatic Pre-Battle Speech Score: Frightened Eyes - Star Ocean Till The End of Time (First 54 seconds or so)
Obligatory Battle Scene Score: Frightened Eyes - Star ocean Till The End of Time (Everything after 54 seconds XD)
Victory Score: Victory Fanfare - Star Ocean The Second Story (God I love that game X3)
Obligatory Drama Score: So Alone, Be Sorrow - Star Ocean Till The End of Time (...*sniffle*)
Obligatory First Kiss Score: Dearly Beloved -KH2
Obligatory Ambience: The Venerable Forest - Star Ocean: The Second Story
Obligatory Creepy Score: Fate - Drakengard 2 (Oh god this song plays around the time when Urick dies*sob!*)
Difficult Decision Score: Missing You - KH2 (I translate 'difficult decision' like...a dramatic moment where the characters have to decide to leave one of their own behind to save the world or whatever the hell <<; )



EXTRAS

Your Ride: Varas the black dragon (MANFLESH FTW!)
Your Weapon: Giant, ornate scythe
Name of Weapon: Tomb
Hometown: Nowhere. I is a rogue!
Destination: Some far away land called Lirysha
Your Catch Phrase: "For truth! For justice! For THE RIGHT TO BE CLICHES!"
Obligatory Costume Piece: A shiny necklace (And for the record, the Joker's skin is BLEACHED white. It's not make up, Silver!)
Your Pet: ..Doesn't Varas count? ._.



THE FINALE

Now that you've got all the parts for a movie, write us a quick synopsis here. Give the main gist of the plot, and maybe some other key elements you feel you must include:
Tomo (Trish), the leader of a band of brigands that includes the Chaos Mongerer (Jae), Blaze Child (Kisa) and Libidro (Kael. Thinly, THINLY veiled joke.), receives a vision from the legendary Witch of Metals (Silver). She and her comrades have been chosen to lead an expedition to the land of Lirysha in order to kill the cruel king Allen before he has a chance to raise an army to take over the world.
Along the way, they are joined by a mysterious thief (Terry) and face many challenges. How will they survive!?

Congratulations, you've won the Oscar for Best Picture! Write a quick and corny thank-you speech!:
Ladies and Gentlemen. Phallic. That is all.